Life sometimes feels like a riDdle. It is true that with every step we take, it is always one step closer to the grave. We have no way to truly go back in timE and defy our own death.

“I just became aware of recent articles regarding the decision by the SBU Student Government to repaint the “Red-Hot Zebra Path” back to its original colors.”

Whoa, somebody not only reads this paper, but enjoys (or, at least, enjoyed) it. Crazy!

Someone wonders why The Press and The Patriot hate each other. The answer is quite simple. Let’s find out.